quote on cleaning

Quotes from our customers

2. “I struggle with four letter words: cooking, washing, ironing, dusting . »
3. “Why can't the house clean itself? She gets dirty on her own! »
4. « Dust is a protective layer for beautiful furniture. »
5. “The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning. »
6. “We can’t both be beautiful at the same time…it’s me or the house.” »
7. “You know what would make cleaning a lot more fun? A cleaning lady. »
8. “My room isn’t messy, it’s an obstacle course designed to keep me in shape. »
9. “Housework can't kill you, but why take the risk? »       If you're looking for the perfect reason to procrastinate on your cleaning tasks, this quote from Phyllis Diller might give you the justification you're looking for. On the other hand, not cleaning your house could lead to health problems for you and your family members. For example, bacteria and mold, pet dander, and other items can build up in your home if it is not cleaned properly and regularly.
10. “Our home is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy. »
11. “Cleaning is like being stuck in a revolving door. »
12. “Walk into your room and say, “I should clean this up,” then walk out. »
13. “I hate cleaning here. What is it for? It's going to get dirty again. »
14. “I just finished cleaning the house. No one will touch anything for the next week. »
15. “Every time I clean out my closet, I take a GPS with me so I can find my way. »
    16. “I was going to clean my house… but someone commented on my status. »
16. “Cleaning when there are kids is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. »
    18. "I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell my guests, 'Sorry for the mess.' »
17. “My idea of ​​a superwoman is one who cleans her own floor. »
18. “You don't clean anything without dirtying something else. »
19. “When your mother makes that face but doesn't say anything, run away or clean something. »
20. “Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest. »
21. “When I say I cleaned my room, I usually mean I made a path from my door to my bed. »
22. “I discovered the secret to a clean house: never let your children or your husband in there. »
23. “Good moms have sticky floors, messy kitchens, piles of laundry, dirty ovens and happy kids. »
24. “I do more cleaning in the 10 minutes before the visit than in a week. »
25. « Dear little line of dust that doesn't want to go in the dustpan... I hate you with all my soul. »
26. “I feel like cleaning the house, so I'm going to lie down and take a nap until this feeling passes. »
27. “Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family… They can sit and watch me for hours!!! »
28. « First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. »
29. “Have you ever looked at piles of laundry and considered throwing them away? »
30. « Everyone wants to save the planet; no one wants to help mom do the dishes. »
31. “You know you're an adult when you get excited at the sight of a new cleaning sponge in the kitchen sink. »
32. “When you've just finished cleaning the house and someone comes in throwing all their stuff everywhere. »
33. “Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I spend all day pining over organizing and cleaning. »
34. “I make no secret of the fact that I prefer to lie down on a sofa rather than sweep under it. »
35. “You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your whole house is clean? Yes, me neither. »
36. "I just cleaned my entire house from top to bottom, so now I'm going to need everyone to stop living here." »
37. “A husband is someone who, after emptying the trash, gives the impression that he has just cleaned the whole house. »
38. “Instead of cleaning the house, I just watch an episode of cleaners and think, “Wow, my house looks great!” » »
39. « Be nice to your cleaning lady... Only she knows what cloth she used to clean your coffee cup and your desk. »
40. “My neighbors were shouting so loudly at their children to tidy up the room that, out of fear, even I started tidying up my room. »
41. “I'm going to start cleaning my house. And when I say clean, I mean drink wine and spray everything with air freshener. »
42. “We dream of having a clean house, but who dreams of cleaning? »
43. “Cleaning your house while your kids are growing up is like cleaning the driveway before it stops snowing. » –
44. ​​“I clean when I’m frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced and our house is clean... You might want to reconsider your visit. »
45. “I hate housework. We make the beds, we do the dishes and six months later, we have to start all over again. »
46. “Have you ever taken something out of the laundry basket because it became, relatively, the cleanest thing? »
47. “I don’t care if Disney lies about my Prince Charming. I'm angrier at the forest creatures and their refusal to clean my house. »
48. “Someone emailed me telling me to use vodka to clean the house. It worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house was! »
49. “Okay…the bills are paid, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven and the last load of laundry is in the dryer. Looks like I finished my to-do list! »
50. “I have always loved doing the dishes. Maybe it’s because of the fashionable yellow gloves I loved so much. It's weird, I know, but I find cleaning to be cathartic. »
51. “My theory on housework is: if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, leave it alone. No one else cares. Why should you do it? »
52. “I have ADHD (Attention Deficit and Cleaning Disorder). It’s a disorder that manifests itself when you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. This causes you to move from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work without getting anything in return. »
53. “I make no secret of the fact that I prefer to lie down on a sofa rather than sweep under it. »
54. “Cleaning around kids is like shoveling in a snowstorm. »
55. "It's amazing how children learn to use a computer, a smartphone and even drive a car...and yet they have no idea how to use a dishwasher dishes, a vacuum cleaner or a lawn mower. »
56. “Household chores are tasks directly opposed to the possibility of self-realization by human beings. »
57. “My favorite way to escape chores is to pretend to be asleep. But it never works. »
58. “I can't clean my messy room because I'm distracted by the cool things I find. »I hope this makes you smile!*All quotes are from our customers when they contact us or tell us at the end of cleaning